Greetings, brave souls and lovers of literary nightmares! I'm your friendly neighborhood wordsmith, born in the concrete jungle of Brooklyn and now lurking in the swamps of South Florida. I've got a knack for spinning tales that'll make your skin crawl and your mind reel—and I wouldn't have it any other way.
What's my genre, you ask? Let's call it "Alternative Fiction" because "Multi-Genre Author" sounds like I'm choking on a mouthful of marbles. I dabble in horror, sci-fi, thrillers, and fantasy—basically, if it goes bump in the night or makes you question your sanity, I'm all over it.
My books? They're the kind that grab you by the throat and don't let go until the last page. They're intellectual rollercoasters with a side of "holy cow, did that just happen?" I craft stories that rip out humanity's heart, toss it on a slab, and invite you to the feast. Bon appétit!
When I'm not communing with the voices in my head (aka my characters), you might find me howling at the moon, meditating on the beach, or being that oddball in the corner at parties who's having way too much fun with his imaginary friends. Don't worry, it's all part of the creative process!
So, if you're ready for a wild ride through the twisted corridors of my imagination, buckle up and dive into my world. Just remember: in these books, anything can happen, and usually does. Sleep tight, dear readers—if you can!